CREAM: Cyber Rules Everything Around Me

cyber

It’s Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,
If you say out loud enough you’ll give me a psychosis,
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Because I was afraid to speak about the breach we had,
Our PR team then spun the leak using the latest fad
But then one day I learned their words and spewed them like a hose
The strangest words you ever heard and this is how it goes
Oh Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,
If you say out loud enough you’ll give me a psychosis,
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious

He traveled all around the world and everywhere he went,
He used his word and all would say “His brain’s got space for rent”,
When presidents and generals require advice from me,
I say my special word and then they pay me a huge fee

Oh Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious,
If you say out loud enough you’ll give me a psychosis,
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious

You know you can say it backwards and summon a two headed hybrid of Bruce Schneier and Marcus Ranum,
But that’s going a bit far, don’t you think?


So when the cat’s out of the bag there’s no need for dismay,
Just summon up this word and maybe sprinkle in “0-day”,
But better use it carefully as misuses are rife,
For example (Yes?)
One day I said it to a pro and now we’re foes for life,
Ow! And they made some wonderful points too

It’s Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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